Phony's Term Burnout Test

You know you are suffering from Term Burnout when:

• You spend more time figuring out what is the minimum score, attendance required to pass an exam than actually studying.
• When you start showering after the class rather than before and need new body sprays frequently
• When the watchman/peon/drunkard at the college tells you to study harder.
• When you argue with your classmates that actual education happens at the roadside tapri and not in the classroom.
  
• When your attendance looks like your marks in that subject.
• You sleep more in class than at home.
• Pizza delivery is on your speed dial and every delivery boy knows your name.
• You carry your laptop bag to movies, social gatherings, and funerals.
• You realize you haven't paid the phone bill or electricity bill when the service is discontinued. Instead of paying the bill you prefer buying another sim card.
• Your favorite phrase is "I don't give a Damn/Shit/Fuck/Flying Fuck
• When you start smoking and gradually shift to cheaper cigarettes.
• When your sing Paul Macca's C-moon all day long and CCR becomes your favorite band.
  
• When you crave for nicotine/alcohol constantly and invent ways to get high on household medicines.
• You stop answering phones of your old friends and colleagues and do not respond to them on IM.
• Your status on IM is perpetually Busy
• You start liking your unshaven stubbled look and assume that chicks dig it
• You are so pressed for time and resources that you forget going to the loo.
• You have been wearing the same pair of jeans for 3 weeks now and run out of fresh underwears.